kelowna
Kelowna is the oldest, and the "loosest". She got knocked up at a young age (10 months) and had four children, one of which
I still live with, Jeda (pronounced Jay'-da). The pregnancy was uneventful, and the birth was messy and nervewracking. Until recently, I also lived with Jedas
brother, Boddah, who is now living in exile in Toronto, as he and DL248 did not have a good relationship. Perhaps it was because about 15 minutes after Boddah moved in with DL248, he climbed under the floorboards and DL248 had to saw the floor apart with a
serrated kitchen knife to get him out. Never mind that Boddah was my favourite.
Anyway, Kelowna is pretty hefty, and has the nickname "Fatty" around here. Some of her other nicknames include "Hellowna", "Helloosa", "Shatlowna",
"Shelloosa", and "Fatlowna". All inside jokes. She likes to randomly urinate on things when she isn't getting enough lovin'... therefore, she gets the beats.